I since the temporary coma my laptop has went into I have neglected tumblr. I hate myself for doing so, but mobile tumblr is an evil whore. In light of my current situation (I am on a Greyhound bus that is crammed full of people because apparently they don’t know how to make bus seating that doesn’t cause one to feel empathy with a can of small, smelly fish) and my Pikachu and I were enjoying some Lady Gaga and some pretzels… Well, I was the only one to enjoy the pretzels. He was too busy guarding my DS and other valuables cleverly hidden behind the zipper on his back. But we both got Mother Monster.